Photopaper cakes are big again, bakers, so let’s go over a few ground rules:1) Stop doing this: <\/p>\n
Just stop it.Ground Rule The Second:If the customer asks for a “cute train photo cake” for her 2-year-old, remember to include the word “cute” in your Google image search:<\/p>\n
::sigh::Ground Rule III: This Time It’s Personal: Look, I’m not saying a 13 year-old girl can’t love a reality-show bounty hunter *and* frilly pastel flowers. I’m just saying maybe those two themes don’t complement each other so well:<\/p>\n
And finally, please, bakers, if you forget everything else, remember this:ABSOLUTELY NO PHOTOS OF REAL HOO-HAWS WITH REAL BABIES COMING OUT OF THEM <\/p>\n
Talk about your “flash photography.” Heyooooo.Though I’m sure the “lol” made it alllll better for the unsuspecting party-goers.(The caption said it was for a “surprise baby shower.” I’LL SAY.)Thanks to Rebecca H., Silvia R., Eric M., & Adrienne G. for proving there IS such a thing as too much of a spread at parties.*****Hey, did you know you can have a baby shower with virtually no visible hoo-haws? It\u2019s true!<\/p>\n
HOO-HAW FREE BABY SHOWER DECORAnd from my other blog, Epbot:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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