Warning: Fondant nipples ahead (And I love my job.) I’ve never had to tell anyone they’re pregnant, but I like to think I’d do it with style.You know, like this:<\/p>\n
Wait for it….!See, that’s what we call a… PREGNANT PAUSE.(Bonus points if it’s not his birthday.)Mom-to-be Anne wanted her bakery to really emphasize the “ARE,” and boy did they:<\/p>\n
Please be a pirate please be a pirate pleasebeapirate. Which brings me to something’s that’s not so much a pregnancy announcement as it is an object lesson in the importance of proper comma usage:<\/p>\n
YIKES.And last but most disturbing, I decided to see if we have any “pirate baby” cakes in the ol’ CW archives. You know, just to fit the theme.Guys, my search DID NOT DISAPPOINT:<\/p>\n
One of you did this. ONE OF YOUUUUU. ::high five::Thanks to Leah R., Anne M., Bradford C., & Brianna E., who should know that John and I did discuss censoring the top, but ultimately decided to Free The Nipple Carrot Jockeys.*****And from my other blog, Epbot:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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